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Dear AZ Intruders
Hi everyone, my name is Mrs. Rattle Snake. That's rattle with two t’s. We have lived in this desert since before you humans even were a...
Andy Lukomski
Apr 18, 20212 min read
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Timothy Leary
I should attempt to discover a more fun group of associates in Green Valley. People who enjoy a fine cigar, a snifter of brandy, and most...
Andy Lukomski
Mar 12, 20214 min read
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Too Fat for Me
I've been doing this laying around thing for eighteen-months due to my new bionic knee and the COVID pandemic. I swam an hour a day for...
Andy Lukomski
Jan 31, 20216 min read
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Destroy Silence
View All Blogs Once in a while, I'm asked, "Why the violin?" Okay, one person asked me and he has been known to take a wee nip of the...
Andy Lukomski
Jan 9, 20214 min read
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What Now?
I bought me a brand new deodorant on a Black Friday deal that smells like the north woods. My damn all-around free spelling and grammar...
Andy Lukomski
Dec 20, 20209 min read
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No Stickers for You!
Man, it's been one crazy week. I was hauled off in an ambulance at the stroke of midnight because of dizziness so intense, I could barely...
Andy Lukomski
Nov 29, 20208 min read
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If Your Book Doesn't Sell, There is Always the Stripper Pole!
As you all know, last year, I wrote and published a book telling our story of starting a successful business. My initial plan was to...
Andy Lukomski
Nov 8, 20202 min read
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Times are a changing!
I can’t even imagine the repercussions social media would have had in the 1960’s. So, I won’t. Trust me, with my bad habits, it would...
Andy Lukomski
Oct 5, 20202 min read
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Goose Lake
Life is very strange in the year 2020. First of all, the Detroit Tigers, after losing a zillion games the last two years, could make the...
Andy Lukomski
Sep 7, 20202 min read
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Dansville Aggies -Class of 1967
Little did I know at the time, the small community of Dansville would form the foundation building blocks of my life.
Andy Lukomski
Aug 1, 20201 min read
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Kerfuffle
Yep, change is coming. The change? Don’t be kind to people that are so dumb that kindness is just a waste of time. What the hell was I...
Andy Lukomski
Jul 25, 20202 min read
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Let’s Do Some Arithmetic
What do the Michigan floods have to do with paying the people? The answer is dams over 100 years old need fixing. Over 2000 dams in the...
Andy Lukomski
Jun 28, 20203 min read
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Maybe Now
Sometimes at night, I think of things I did in my youth. I remember one of my roomies in college saying, “If you keep carrying on like...
Andy Lukomski
Jun 6, 20202 min read
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WTF?!
I have been on this planet for 71 years and admit we have some real crazy shit going on. It appears our inequalities may finally catch up...
Andy Lukomski
May 17, 20202 min read
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Cooter Monday
As I turned my head, I realized the hot lava spewing forth from my groin could be the beginning of a new immaculate conception, or was it...
Andy Lukomski
Apr 26, 20203 min read
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Dancing with Myself
The rich pretending to be poor. A retiree story of suffering. At the golf club, where I used to be a member, imaginary poverty is a...
Andy Lukomski
Apr 4, 20202 min read
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Green Valley Debauchery XXX Rated
I desperately need your help. I’m receiving emails from women who want to provide enjoyment to an older man in his reclining chair years....
Andy Lukomski
Mar 15, 20204 min read
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Neurotic Dog and Neurotic Me
How can this possibly be happening? We got our 50/50 pup, Sunny, from the animal league. Now at three years, I am officially declaring...
Andy Lukomski
Mar 1, 20203 min read
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Yo-Ho-Ho, and a Bottle of Rum
I don’t drink much anymore, which I find makes tolerating the world and other people a lot harder. On my most recent trip to Kona, I did...
Andy Lukomski
Feb 15, 20204 min read
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Pele's Curse
I’m 71 years young and feel just like I could be 71. We shouldn’t have older people run the country and the reasons will become quite...
Andy Lukomski
Feb 3, 20203 min read
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