Kerfuffle

Yep, change is coming. The change? Don’t be kind to people that are so dumb that kindness is just a waste of time. What the hell was I thinking? My God, stupid is stupid. In the old days of my youth, one of my pet names for slow golfers was pig f#$%#$%#ers. That’s right pig f&**)’ers. Do you think we have all day? Hurry up, damn it! I now feel this nickname should be shared. Shared to the top people, the eternal society of, “Our poop doesn’t stink and we know everything.”

News flash! Father Kino is one step closer to sainthood! Yes,Yes,Yes! Look it up yourself, if you don’t believe it.

Back to the subject at hand. That includes you, the cute couple at the community pool who told me not to talk. The two of you are pig f#$$*()‘ ers. That feels so good. Obviously, I didn’t say this aloud in front of them as I still enjoy living. Utter this word only in a whispering tone when the p** f’ers’ backs are turned. Remember if kindness is out, stay safe.

Now for my blog feature, models with kitchen secrets. These tips will make quarantines just that much easier. If you think you’re not going to be imprisoned in your own home, think again! The covid is again living amongst us. I only could afford a video showing the famous model’s hands. I’m not rolling in money. A lot of my competitor bloggers could afford the whole person, but I’m not one to show-off. After all, l don’t want to be a p’f’er.

Here you go. A hot tip to easily peel a boiled egg. Actual hints are extra and can be purchased at my blog store. Okay, I don’t want to start a kerfuffle, so the hint is after boiling your eggs, crack the eggs and let them sit in cold water for a few minutes. Kerfuffle, by the way, is a word I learned from my cousin, Theo. She is taking classes during the covid and one class focuses on difficult words to use in everyday conversations. She quit the class. She figured learning kerfuffle was more than adequate for her day to day living. So, on that note go kerfuffle yourself. Man that word is fun. Me at the bar, “Hey baby, want to kerfuffle?