Andy Lukomski
Official Website of Award-Winning Author, Including the Book
If Our Dog Won't Eat It,
We Won't Sell It!
A Business Fairy Tale
Book Reviews
“
If I weren’t legally blind, I would have a better opinion.
ROGER ZIMMERMAN,
RETIRED DEPUTY SHERIFF
“
A literary marvel written by a marvelous new, but far from young, Jewish author.
BERNIE MALIN, WWII VETERAN & RETIRED ENGINEER
“
Financial tom foolery at its finest, but I am thinking of opening a lemonade stand.
CHARLES EKSTRUM
RETIRED BANK PRESIDENT
BIO
Andrew (Andy) Lukomski is a former small town drunk who has survived well beyond the years predicted by his relatives and friends. His skills in navigating a barstool have been well noted by many local police departments. Andy graduated with a BS in multiple disciplinary social science from Michigan State University. The degree sported an impressive name but was not worth much in the job world. Against all odds, Andy was co-founder and president of a successful start-up business, Abatar Institutional Food Company, from its birth in 1984 until its sale in 2005.
Now retired in Green Valley, Arizona with his wife and pit bull, he released his first humorous and inspirational book If Our Dog Won’t Eat It, We Won’t Sell It. Andy continues to dream big and aspires for part time residence in Hawaii along with a new goal of getting high at 80.
A young lady he met on a recent trip to Maui provided him with his retirement philosophy. Be whatever you want, but be kind.