I just thought I had to poop

Available on Amazon

Picking up your first book proof is like seeing your baby for the first time, but this kid doesn’t puke, pee or poop on you. The problem with real babies is they are unpredictability messy. A book you write is like your own child, except creating a baby, for me, was easier and a heck of a lot of fun. The formative years of raising offspring can be challenging. This book took roughly nine months to write, edit, and publish. Amazingly enough, the timeline is similar to the human gestation period. Like carrying a baby, I did add on a few pounds so now the task of working them off begins. Overall, writing a book and losing the book weight is a lot easier than child-rearing. I could have included more content in the book and probably had some content I could have excluded. All in all, I’m pretty happy with it and hope this gives inspiration to some and enjoyment to all.

The book is available on Amazon and, for the more adventurous, in the Green Valley Book Store and Kona Stories Book Store on the Big Island of Hawaii. The book is being reviewed by the Green Valley News and West Hawaii Today newspapers. Those who were given early proof copies can now make reviews on Amazon, Kindle or Barnes and Noble Nook. For those associates of mine that can’t read, an audio version will be produced and narrated by none other than J. Dubbs. Dubbs is famous for his barbecue and sausage making abilities. We are very lucky to have such a sultry and jazzy orator to narrate my book. For the record, my assistant editor’s favorite phrase, “It’s cool to type my name in Amazon or Kindle and up pops my book.” My bride told me it’s a lot better than popping up on the sex offender registry.

See some of you soon and others when I can!